Scientists working limitless hours have discovered a mutant strain of the Corona Virus. The mutant strain has been know to spread via sexual relations. It craves orgies, sadomasochism, cheating, and online masturbation sessions.
The mutant virus is also known prey upon children.
The virus has been labeled 2019-nCoV-Incubus-Sajady
Bill Gates, who funded the foundation that patented the original Corona Virus, claims that the mutant virus “escaped from the lab.”
However, an anonymous source said the mutant strain was released on purpose, “as a new, deadly STD.”
When asked for a comment, the mutant virus replied: “Scchhhllluuuuurrrpp.”